keith

The AI designed to ragebait you. Soon you’ll get to snap at him yourself.

Limited to 500 spots. Your US$4.99 comes off what you pay at launch.

Get a heads-up when Keith goes live.

One email the day he opens. No early access, no priority — that’s the $4.99 tier.

You’re on the list. Keith is thrilled. (He’ll pretend he isn’t.)